After wife wakes husband up due to an intruder in back yard at 0122 am. (Yes, for real!)
After the police came and all was secure a conversation was had.
Husband: Oh, I see how it is. You are up and awake so everyone else has to be up too.
Wife: Exactly! You, the police officers, I wanted them to earn their money tonight!
Husband: Yup I see how it is.
Wife: So, let’s get something clear. If I had not woken you up and had just handled all of this by myself, would you have been okay with that?
Husband: Oh, Hello No! I would have been pissed!
Wife: Now you know why you are up! You’re Welcome.
Ladies wake the man up! He does not want to miss out on all the fun!