Intruder

By Kimberley Borgens


After wife wakes husband up due to an intruder in back yard at 0122 am. (Yes, for real!)

After the police came and all was secure a conversation was had.

Husband: Oh, I see how it is. You are up and awake so everyone else has to be up too.

Wife: Exactly! You, the police officers, I wanted them to earn their money tonight!

Husband: Yup I see how it is.

Wife: So, let’s get something clear. If I had not woken you up and had just handled all of this by myself, would you have been okay with that?

Husband: Oh, Hello No! I would have been pissed!

Wife: Now you know why you are up! You’re Welcome.

Ladies wake the man up! He does not want to miss out on all the fun!

About Kimberley Borgens

Kimberley Borgens is a CEO, podcast host, speaker, and author with 30+ years of experience building businesses and leading in male-dominated industries. She is the founder of Be A Legacy, where she equips ambitious women to lead with clarity, command presence, and real authority, without shrinking, apologizing, or waiting for permission.


Through her podcast Superheroes in Heels, Kimberley shares practical leadership strategies and real-world perspective to help women become confident decision-makers and visible leaders. She also created The Hive Hangout and The Hive Society as communities for high-achieving women to connect, grow, and rise together through training, support, and bold conversations that move the needle.

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