Wife: Be careful, I just pulled this pan out of the oven so it’s hot. Don’t touch.
Husband: I can feel the heat just standing here.
Wife: (Moves the pan further onto the counter.)
Husband: Hey don’t touch that, it’s hot.
Wife: Yes, but I have “cooking wife hands” and my hands can handle it. Yours on the other hand…
Husband: Yes, I have “office hands” not wife cooking hands”.
Wife: Yes, you do!
Husband: I go to the desert every year and get calloused hands but most of the year I have “office hands”.
Wife: And somehow, I work in the office, the kitchen and garden and have tough hands. 🤣