It’s The Simplest Of Things

By Kimberley Borgens


Husband: Want to get lunch much while we are out shopping?

Wife: You are making a protein shake right now, are you going to be hungry?

Husband: I am only making a shake to take my vitamins.

Wife: Make half a shake then.

Husband: I wouldn’t even know how to do that!

Wife: One scoop of shake instead of two. Very simple!

Husband: Then how much water and ice? And what about the other things I add to my shake? How do I make them half? Or do I just take half of my vitamins too?

Wife: (Thinking – Oh my cheese wiz the man his off his rocker!)

Wife: (Shakes head and Rolls Eyes) Fir the love of Pete go make your shake.

Husband: Walks away laughing!

Wife wins… still never answers his question about lunch. He just slid down his own rabbit hole and wife got to just watch it all play out!

Bwahahhahah

Kimberley Borgens

About the author

Kimberley Borgens was married at 18, a mother at 19, and divorced at 20, she has journeyed from being a single mom on welfare to recognizing her strengths, fighting for what she believes in, and successfully building 5 thriving businesses with hundreds of employees and million-dollar budgets. Kimberley is a speaker, business mentor, and coaches her clients to transform their small business into a thriving business. Kimberley is living her own legacy as she inspires and motivates women to be fearless, become more like a CEO of their business and life, and enjoy the freedom they've dreamed of. She knows what it's like to start from nothing and build a strong solid business and she can help you too.

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