Husband: Want to get lunch much while we are out shopping?
Wife: You are making a protein shake right now, are you going to be hungry?
Husband: I am only making a shake to take my vitamins.
Wife: Make half a shake then.
Husband: I wouldn’t even know how to do that!
Wife: One scoop of shake instead of two. Very simple!
Husband: Then how much water and ice? And what about the other things I add to my shake? How do I make them half? Or do I just take half of my vitamins too?
Wife: (Thinking – Oh my cheese wiz the man his off his rocker!)
Wife: (Shakes head and Rolls Eyes) Fir the love of Pete go make your shake.
Husband: Walks away laughing!
Wife wins… still never answers his question about lunch. He just slid down his own rabbit hole and wife got to just watch it all play out!