Husband: Want to get lunch much while we are out shopping?
Wife: You are making a protein shake right now, are you going to be hungry?
Husband: I am only making a shake to take my vitamins.
Wife: Make half a shake then.
Husband: I wouldn’t even know how to do that!
Wife: One scoop of shake instead of two. Very simple!
Husband: Then how much water and ice? And what about the other things I add to my shake? How do I make them half? Or do I just take half of my vitamins too?
Wife: (Thinking – Oh my cheese wiz the man his off his rocker!)
Wife: (Shakes head and Rolls Eyes) Fir the love of Pete go make your shake.
Husband: Walks away laughing!
Wife wins… still never answers his question about lunch. He just slid down his own rabbit hole and wife got to just watch it all play out!
Bwahahhahah