Husband: Your dog doesn’t know where to poop. 
Wife: Yup because someone just puts her outside instead of taking her back to where she is supposed to go.
Husband: My dog knows where to go!
Wife: Your Dog? As I recall, she was given to me, I am the one who worked hard to train her, make sure she goes potty where she was supposed to and now that she is three years old and she poops in the right spot she is your dog?
Husband: Yup that’s about right.
Wife: That sounds a lot like raising the kids too. I was up most of the nights, doing all the hard work and when they are good and fun then you claimed them.
Husband: (laughing) That’s sounds about right.
Wife: So when “your dog” messes up, then you are going to tell me that she is my dog again aren’t you?
Husband: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Oh this man of mine really does make me shake my head!